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38calumet's Journal

Created on 2004-01-01 12:40:48 (#1751056), last updated 2004-03-17

663 comments received, 933 comments posted

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74 Journal Entries, 0 Tags, 1 Memory, 0 Virtual Gifts, 9 Userpics

Basic Info

Name:	signal if you cant say, "no more"
Location:	DFW, TX

Bio

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who am i?
for those of you who actually dont know, im michael marquez. i've been told my name is rather catchy by brian brazier whose name is even more catchier. i currently reside in irving, texas at this cesspool of apartments where im the only english speaking person there. however i make the best of the shitty living situation. those of you kids here on livejournal know that im a sort of infallible god. i dont consider myself greater than brian (

bobbola) or jim (

futilitarian_) but according to nick (

captainhaddock) im a niggod.

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what am i into?
well, for starters im into directing hardcore porn. haha kidding, but that would be a pretty sweet job, would it not? im into photography, i dont think im anywhere close to being GOOD but i do find it to be my passion and i hope to pursue it as well as get a career involving photography, either my own modeling agency or advertising. however in terms of careers i hope to go to a good college and get a degree in psychology or law.

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"what do awesome fucks such as yourself listen to?"
well, to give you a sample here's whats playing in my cd player right now:

y pants - magnetic attraction

b&s - dear catastrophe waitress

neil young - heart of gold

blonderedhead - melody of certain three

pillows - i think i can

minutemen - this aint no picnic

happy mondays - 24 hour party people

ESG - my love for you

wire - 12 x U

human league - fascination

the seatbelts - tank!

pere ubu - 30 seconds in tokyo

nancy sinatra - bang bang

mirah - sweepstakes prize

berlin - metro

MAGAS - dead quazars

residents - suburban bath

black heart procession - it was a crime..

spiritualized - ladies and gentlemen we are floating in space

erase errata - delivery

gang of four - i <3 a man in uniform

pixies - the happening

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"oh michael, i cant get enough of you. where else can i find your wonderful presence?"
as of january sixth, 2004 i now run

the_cool_club after taking it over with the help of

_vendetta and kicking out and banning the previous maintainer and taking my rightful spot as maintainer. not only am i the maintainer but im also an active member and you can find my glorious votes to be plentiful. i also frequent another rating community,

co_l so i suggest you check that shit out too. if you're burnt out on rating communities i highly reccomend you hop on over to

indiefucks, an open discussion forum on pretty much anything. dont let the name fool you, not everything is about 'indie' and we get pissed off at people who think so.

speaking of communties, this one is so great it deserves its own advertisement

bobbola2: we really need to promote the one community
fun like HERPES: what one community?
bobbola2: THE community
fun like HERPES: OHHHH!!!
bobbola2: its too good for a proper noun
bobbola2: its too good for a noun
bobbola2: its just a pronoun

kickassjournals
brought to you by brian brazier and michael marquez, two incredibly bitchin' guys with two incredibly catchy names.

and of course

gods_of_lj

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"who do you find to be some kick ass people here on livejournal?"

bobbola - without a doubt mr brazier is probably one of the most well-knowned fucks around the lj community circuit. he was down with

elite_as_fuck one of the most amazing rating communities in existince before it was shut down and then he even made it around to my community

the__elitists and started a shit load of drama with

sensuousx that im sure that some of you fucks remember. his entries are always quite humorous and his site is just as amazing. if you dont know brian you're obviously a dumbass.

futilitarian_ - i dont even think jim needs an explaination, he's a self-proclaimed god. his entries are absolutely hilarious. check him out for yourself.

captainhaddock - nick and i have been friends for quite some time now and he's quite the niggalicious e-god, his entries are definitely worthwhile and he's all the more amazing when you talk to him on aim. where would i be without nick?

juji/

artness - definitely one of the coolest girls from down under. her artwork and photography is absolutely beautiful and she's quite talented. she's also my source for all the happenin' bands of perth, australia.

jejoon/

400blows - the creator of

raptamakeout and

fontsters, her photography is just stunning and she's quite talented in the fields of digital art, if you need help with your layout or with photoshop she's the girl to ask.
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MICHAEL IS A FUCKING TAKEN MAN

i love you michelle.

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"oh michael, you're so amazing, if i want to have something put on your userinfo that i said about you, would you put it up?"
of course i will, just let me know what you want put up here by emailing me, IM'ing me, or leaving me a comment and i will gladly put up a little shout out here.

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MICHAELS FANS!!!

captainhaddock

puredeceiver

"michael is grrrrrrr-reat!"
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juji

highcontrast

in_lego_land

"Michael is arty, assuming, aureate, big, bombastic, chichi, conceited, conspicuous, euphuistic, exaggerated, extravagant, feigned, flamboyant, flashy, flaunting, flowery, gaudy, grandiloquent, grandiose, high-flown, high-sounding, highfalutin', hollow, imposing, inflated, jazzy, la-di-da, lofty, magniloquent, mincing, ornate, ostentatious, overambitious, overblown, pompous, puffed up, put-on, rhetorical, showy, snobbish, specious, splashy, stilted, swank, too-too, tumid, turgid, utopian, and vainglorious."

(the sign is outdated..

_rawrrr is my old name)
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sara_says_grrr

unalaska

"You're a better photographer than I am, and you're always very witty, even in your ranting."
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alarmatmidnight

"this kid wouldnt last a second in [monterey park], the asian magnet across the us."
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label_me_mabel

"michael is cool because he likes STDs almost as much as i do. hopefully he likes to eat small children as well."
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gonorrheaagogo

"you are the best thing since sliced bread."
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dialmformurder

"senor marquez is truly an inspiration to the new generation of america. from ninja, to lj god, he's got all the bases covered. you can't run from michael, ya mutherfuckers. he'll beat yer ass, and i do mean 'yer' ass, just with his musical taste. and that scarf. oh no, my friend, it is not just an ordinary scarf. that is the michael-is-way-cooler-than-you scarf. no time, dont even mess."
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bivins

"Michael and his pictures are way more interesting than my math 170 or govt 201 classes will ever be... even if there is that hot girl in my government class."
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tigress_oils

"keep doing what you're doing because it makes you you &.. you're cool."
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super_green

"michael makes me not want to cut him, and thats saying alot"
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_vendetta

"Your pictures are so orgasmic."
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toxicology

"beware, he's a rebellious one. but a pretty fucking sweet rebellious one -- listen to him. follow him like you would the teachings of siddhartha gautama and you will go far. very far."
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rexed

"Michael has kickass photography and his journal entries make me smile. Oh, and he's a e-god, which makes him own even more. To cut it short..he's kickass."
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chewingballs

"i wanna be like mike."
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azuresky48

electrocrash

"Michael is intelligent, witty, spontaneous, and filled with healthy and delicious oat bran."
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blubear

"michael: the coolest guy in texas i know. ok, he's the only guy in texas i know. but he could kick your ass any day."
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antidestination

"he dont need facial features to be cool"
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zerotristessa

beginswith_e

"Michael Marquez. Snappier than Brian Brazier"
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kinkstarr

"You have the best fashion sense."
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_1932

"michael rewlz."
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rocky_rococo

"michael is really fucking cool....like woah!"
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sporkus

myglock_yrface

"fashion sense is key, and man, i wish i had asked you to check out fake louis vuitton bags in NY."
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hollyjae

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with all the lovers, you have to have the haters

"38 calumet This little prick has been high on himself since the day I first had the unfourntuate luck of meeting him

Dont belive me? check out his userinfo(he looks quite sickly in his picture), he whored a butch of girls(and dudes) into a little sign making fan club.....how nice

I belive the term people use for his kind of people is "Elitist" but that sounds too respectable, I prefer the term "Prick" because it is more specific to his malfunction.

I bet this irritates him to a high degree so much so he will whine on his journal to his brainwashed friends and girlfriend(no offense michelle) and they will all chatter about how much everthing I like is stupid and is for "ignorant fucks"

He will die a married, rich, content........verlierer(look it up)"

oh no! elitist? married? rich? content?! god what a dick. hahaha. his brother tells me he has never had a girlfriend before. this kid also likes ill nino and kmfdm. what a fag.
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amor_odio
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michael's userinfo is fucking boss

fin

ps. i like to be really trendy and list all the bands i shake my money maker too. so check out my interests!!!11one

pps.